They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
this post makes me cry every single damn time
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
That comment makes sense
i’m not even sorry
time to do some spring cleaning
*wipes crumbs off bed*
Every conversation with my mother EVER.
the only card i will ever send
She was OK. Look both ways before crossing!
If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this.
nominated for 4 academy awards
How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim
I THINK NOT
how to tell someone nicely to stop flirting with your crush
there will come a day where i don’t reblog this
today is not that day